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Won’t Someone Think Of The Children?
December 11, 2009 by Brandon 1 Comment
It’s official. The Duggars now have #19. Weighing in at just one pound, six ounces, Josie Brooklyn Duggar was delivered via an emergency Cesarean section yesterday after Michelle Duggar was airlifted to a hospital earlier in the week for gallbladder problems. The child is three month’s premature, and was due in March. I have no doubts that by March, the Queen Duggar will be incubating the next larva, which will secrete a sticky mucus in order to defy gravity and adhere itself to her uterine wall.
I honestly wonder what it’s going to take for them to realize how dangerous this is. I don’t believe they will be dissuaded by this little mishap. A premature baby? Pssh. It’s alive, and if it pulls through, it’ll probably just strengthen their resolve and belief that God is on their side. As terrible as this sounds, I wait – sitting with suspenseful anticipation of the day when she pushes out some horrific, gelatinous monstrosity, a freak of nature which will blink at her lovingly with its seven eyes, then release a wail from one of its three mouths which will strike deaf the kings of all nations, ushering in a thousand years of darkness.
Maybe then they will see the error of their ways.
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Nah..nothing will stop this crazy quest to keep churning out kids. They see it as God’s Will. If they give birth to a deformed child, or if the woman dies… it too will be God’s will. So it’s all good.
These people truly disgust me. They are a freak show.