Nov

15

I’ve Found Religion

November 15, 2009 by Brandon | 8 Comments

That’s right. I’ve come to the conclusion that a higher power does exist through careful observation of the natural world around me. It’s become clear that there must have been a first cause for all of this, and I know who that first cause is now…

Ceiling Cat.

And so, I’ve decided to purchase a domain, www.churchofceilingcat.org, in order to spread the gud lolz of Ceiling Cat. Currently the domain is propagating, but be sure to check back shortly to see what the heck I decide to do with the site.



Nov

2

Pedo Bear Seal of Approval

November 2, 2009 by Brandon | 10 Comments

Mr. O was kind enough to send me a link to this wonderful article right from our own backyard in York, Pennsylvania. The local Planned Parenthood building has apparently been the site of some protests, led by one Rev. Virgil Bradley Tetherow, who calls himself Father Gabriel.

Father Gabriel, and his congregation of religious trolls, have been verbally assaulting the volunteers and clients of York’s Planned Parenthood, yelling such things as “coward,” “moronic idiot,” and “the personification of the face of evil” at them.

Obviously, Planned Parenthood didn’t approve of this, and upon Googling Tetherow’s name, they found an interesting surprise!

Four and a half years ago, police in Monroe County charged Tetherow with 10 counts of possessing child pornography and 10 counts of criminal use of a communication facility, according to court records.

Tetherow later pleaded guilty to one charge of criminal use of a communication facility — a felony. The District Attorney’s Office dropped the other charges, and a judge sentenced Tetherow to two years’ probation.

That’s right, Mr. Tetherow likes to diddle the kiddles.

Oh the sweet irony of it all.

“Here’s this guy yelling and screaming at us, telling us we’re going to hell,” said Liz Burcin , a Planned Parenthood volunteer. “He’s trying to dictate morality to us when he has this in his past.”

Apparently the good Father hasn’t read his Bible. If you happen to be reading this, Mr. Tetherow, please turn to John, chapter 8, verse 7. Read it a few times so it sinks in.



Nov

2

Ian McKellen, Bible Destroyer

November 2, 2009 by Brandon | 2 Comments

Everyone knows Sir Ian McKellen for his starring roles in movies like The Lord of the Rings and the X-Men, but not many people, much to my surprise, know that he is openly gay.

Being a man who travels a lot and spends a lot of time in hotels while filming on location in other countries, McKellen knows that just about every hotel you can find has made it customary to place a Gideon bible in one of the nightstand drawers in the room.

I don’t stay in hotels much, but I was in one over the summer while at the beach, and sure enough one of these bibles was in the room. To my knowledge, the bibles are there for you to take. So it isn’t considered stealing if you were to do so. Sir McKellen, however, makes a far better statement than simply discarding the bible or removing it. He tears out the section in Leviticus that condemns homosexuality and puts the book back in the drawer.

It’s catching on. McKellen says that numerous people are doing the same thing, and a couple he knows has even torn a total of forty pages that they sent to him.

“They put them on a bit of string so that I could hang it up in the bathroom.”



What is Fractal Wrongness?

The state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you zoom in on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.

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