Dec
5
I’m Gonna Be Rich!
December 5, 2008 by Brandon | Leave a Comment
Well hot damn! I dug out my old guitar and was taking a picture to sell it on eBay… and a face appeared on it! Now, I’ve tried again and again to recreate this, thinking that perhaps it was a trick of light, but I just can’t do it!
I’ve searched the internet trying to find who this face might belong to… he looks a lot like this guy… 
The only thing left for me to do is sell this baby on eBay and make a mint! Truly it’s an atheist miracle!
Oct
9
I’m Not Saying She’s Hot…
October 9, 2008 by Brandon | 1 Comment
So I was out with my evil liberal friend Matt last night and some others, and we were all discussing the election, as we tend to do. And the topic of Sarah Palin came up. How could it not?
I was rambling on about how I want someone to ask her how old she thinks the earth is. Or if she accepts evolution as fact. We all know the answer to these questions. Matt, who is a politician himself, said the questions were really irrevelant. I disagreed, because these beliefs of hers inform her world view, and also make her want to teach creationism in school.
To make a long story short, Matt finally said, “So what, she might be crazy. She’s still hot.”
“Uh, no, I really don’t think she is. At all,” I replied.
“Come on. You’d go drilling in Alaska.”
At that point, we lost it. Matt insisted I utilize my design skills and make it into a shirt. I was more than happy to. So last night, I spent some time in Illustrator and Photoshop and came up with a design, which featured Palin’s face, and under it, it said, “I’m not saying she’s hot… but I’d drill in Alaska”.
It seemed a little long though, and just wasn’t catchy. So I shortened it up a bit. Here’s the final result, on sale for you Joe-Six-Packs out there.
May
22
My Pope Palpatine Photoshop Image Graces Possummomma’s Blog
May 22, 2008 by Brandon | Leave a Comment
Awesomeness. I almost feel famous.
If any of you ever visit Possummomma (aka, Atheist in a mini van)’s blog, you’ll notice my photoshopped Pope Palpatine at the bottom of the site.
How cool is that?
Apr
22
The Terrible Power of Photoshop
April 22, 2008 by Brandon | 1 Comment
I made these last night and posted them over in a comment at Possummomma. Enjoy.
What is Fractal Wrongness?
The state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you zoom in on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
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